In 2009,
pjvj resolves to...

Find a new
blackgrimoire.
Take evening classes in
xterminal.
Tell my family about
thtreladys.
Spend less time on
firefly_124.
Lose ten
3treekissers by March.
Drink four glasses of
droops every day.

Take evening classes in

Tell my family about

Spend less time on

Lose ten

Drink four glasses of

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